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Nine In A Million

Match Write-up

MiNi: Mini had spent the whole day working out his sniper skills and readying himself for delpos rape. He was then informed that he had to play engi. Sad about this he weeped to himself because he had always wanted to be raped by delpo. After mentally preparing himself to play engi for the remaineder of the day mini was ready. Reaching the pregame scrim it was very rough, classes were changed, Mini was yelling at his team (i mean yelling, i was cussing at them really badly) By match time, mini was hoping he got the right forumla for the classes. This was however not the case. Tint of blue hit hard on defense, delaying for a large amount of time. This whole time mini cussing at his team. Now it was time for defense, surely having mini on engi would save the day. But this was not true. Tint of blue came out of the gates swinging. Mini fled for his life while continuing to yell at his team. Falling back to defense second the notorious ammo stealer atomsk came in, at this point mini was about to explode. Tint of blue continued to roll in and shit on their second defense. Now it came to third, as mini was setting up the notorious ammo stealer mix came in. Stealing his ammo again, at this point mini cussed out his team for the next minute clogging the comms. Tint of blue having shit on 9am the first round had worried mini. Worried of losing the match mini had a few last card up his sleeve. First he played "Mini heavy" this card is a very weak card, but it would have to do. Mini now back in his natural element of being fat was ready to take on the beast that was tint of blue. Before the round start mini was ready with a between round fap. Now that mini was calmed down was ready to main call again. At the start of the round mini throws down his next card "crash the other teams mumble and demo". This gave 9am a significant advantage, but tob planeed for mini and paused. Now back on last mini pulled out his final card. "Ddos triaft during a push" this card gave 9am the advantage they needed to take the second round. Now on the third round mini was out of cards at this point. Still making a good time on offense tint of blue were not put down by this. They rolled through every point to push them to last with a minute left. Little did mini know however that triaft had a card of his own. "ddos mini" This card had worried 9am, but through the leadership of wagz (who had not shown up) they managed to keep the cart of with a pinhair left to push it in. Had triaft not been there the team that was tint of blue would have not been able to have wreck the tiny babies known as 9AM.